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For those moments when your robe, candle collection, and suspicious group chants raise eyebrows—this shirt has your back.Featuring the bold declaration: “I swear I’m not in a cult, dear! It’s a community.” Thanks for supporting the channel and embracing the mystery. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the ritual. Just don’t forget to say it’s a community.
Each shirt is produced only when summoned—no excess, no overstock. Thank you for choosing us!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I swear im not in a cult LMCine heavyweight Shirt
$29.99
Each shirt is produced only when summoned—no excess, no overstock. Thank you for choosing us!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!